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February 15, 2006

Net4India, Net4Domains: More Insanities

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 09:49 pm

A mail which they sent to their customers:

Dear User,

Greetings of the Day!!

As part of our constant endeavor to bring the best in class service to our most valued customers, we are making an effort to secure web hosting services @ Net4, by restricting usage of certain vulnerable content types (specific file extensions) from being served by our web hosts.

On account of this, you would not be able to upload the list of extensions mentioned below to any of our web hosts effective 02nd February 2006, be it shared (or) split (or) dedicated hosting. Further, files with such extensions would be removed from our web hosts by 20th February 2006.

In effect to this action, if you have uploaded content with such file extensions earlier, and you are worried (or) feel that this might in some or the other way affect the services rendered to you, kindly get in touch with our helpdesk to find a suitable remediation in order to avoid any kind of disruption to services. Any request for assistance in this regard necessarily needs to be looked at, before 20th February 2006.

*.exe, *.com, *.vbs, *.shtm, *.shtml, *.bat, *.cmd, *.hta, *.htaccess, *.bak, *.log, *.reg, *.tmp, *.inf, *.ocx, *.ax, *.bin, *.chm, *.drv, *.msc, *.nt, *.scr, *.sys, *.sig, *.vxd, *.msi, *.wsh, *.wmf, *.asf, *.MPEG, *.mp3, *.mpg, *.avi, *.wma, *.cda, *.wpl, *.rar, *.ra, *.rm, *.eml, *.dbx, *.idx, *.ndx, *.pst, *.ost, *.nfo, *.trc, *.rnd, *.vir, *.nav, *.def, *.ex_, *.pif, *.cab, *.sh, *.h, *.cer, *.pfx, *.key, *.cpp, *.c, *.dbf, *.vba, *.pas, *.bas, *.tcl, *.cob, *.svc, *.ade, *.adp, *.cpl, *.crt, *.hlp, *.ins, *.isp, *.jse, *.lnk, *.mde, *.msp, *.mst, *.pcd, *.sct, *.shs, *.url, *.vbe, *.wsf,*.wsc

We regret any inconvenience to you in this regard.

We are just a call away!

Did I post it in the wrong section? It’s apparently true and I had no choice but to put it here.

June 1, 2005

Insanities about ICICI Bank

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 07:29 am

Insanities about ICICI Bank

The latest I come to know about my favorite bank. If you drop in cash for deposit in the cheque box which is generally forbidden by the company, they will fine you Rs. 100! This was found written on the notice board of the ATM Machine. Nothing was mentioned regarding whether the money would be deposited or not after the fine is applied.

May 30, 2005

Truth about Karan Johar

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 11:24 pm

Well. Let me clarify something. I have nothing against Karan Johar or any other individual. Everything written here is personal opinion and nothing is aimed to defame anyone.

Nahi, Yeh Ho Nahi Sakta

This is from this month of Outlook Magazine ;)

April 12, 2005

Mera Chowkidaar in Sector 31 Gurgaon

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 01:21 am

Imaging paying 200 rupees a month to the chowkidaar and finding him missing from his place at 3 am in the morning? That happened to me today. We went for a walk at around 2:45 am (DO NOT ASK the logic behind it!) and found the dude not on his regular position when we reached his area. What we found was an empty chair and a Hyundai Santro car parked besides his chair.

We missed that moment but returned with the camera. Bingo! He was there seated comfortably in his seat. I already hate to pay him 200 bucks for doing nothing considering he won’t be paying me money to buy a new bike in case my splendor gets stolen. And now I find him missing from his place at the height of the night!

Damn fool. Now, I have a feeling he collects tons of money from everyone around my house and has already bought a Santro. Don’t believe me? Here is a snapshot…

Chowkidaar in Sec-31 Gurgaon

March 31, 2005

Schools of today’s age

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 02:41 am

There is this school in the sector I live in. Rishi Public School…

Impressive building. Tons of space. Buses and all. However, they do not seem to care about what they represent to common man. Here is a snapshot of the board representing the school on the road side just besides the school.

Rishi Public School in Sector 31 Gurgaon

What in the heaven’s sake is Recdgnisfd! Maybe they need to get the people working for them educated first…

Do we want the kids to grow up fast?

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 02:37 am

It’s a bad bad world. With so many things to worry about, tensions about lakhs of things… who wants to grow up! And mother dairy is running this advertisement in their shops!

Mother Dairy Advertisement

Sorry Sir, if I have my wish… I had rather be a kid. Or at least 18 till I die…

February 24, 2005

Potty Humor part the second

Filed under: — serioussam @ 11:05 pm

You wanted proof? Here you go…

potty humor

February 14, 2005

Potty Humor

Filed under: — serioussam @ 10:48 pm

Go to Vikas Puri.
Locate AEZ square.
Park your vehicle in the parking lot by the multiplex.
Take your vehicle out.
Just when you’re about to exit, there is an Indian style porcelain potty in the middle of the road. With the footrests. This is true and I have photographic evidence.

Soon.

February 13, 2005

Rather cheap than great services

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 01:18 pm

Another rather unusual habit of us Indians. We would use a product with pathetic services and quality if it is cheaper than a quality product. Even better, we would keep cursing the product in spite of the fact that a better product at marginally higher product is available easily.

Examples?

Reliance CDMA vs. Airtel Mobile
Sify Broadband vs. Airtel Broadband

February 12, 2005

mommy, i got a job in call center!

Filed under: — Sushubh @ 06:30 pm

We Indians are weird. College graduates and even MCAs feel happy and maybe even proud that they make it through the tests in Call Centers like Convergys and get jobs…

Duh, are not we Indians good enough for decent jobs?


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